One SRE. One night. Or a colony that never sleeps.
You and the colony both work the night shift. Issues land across every corner of the company's infrastructure, all night, without warning. The flies remediate on their own — but the moment you take one yourself, the whole colony stops and waits. It is you or them in the arena, never both. Think you can hold it all together yourself?
THE COLONYFive flies remediate autonomously and in parallel. They do not ask you first.
YOUR HANDSClick any issue to fix it yourself. One at a time, and it takes as long as it takes.
THE ARENAEvery fly downs tools while you work. They even freeze when your cursor comes near.
THE SCOREAvailability. Hold five nines. Fall below two and the night is over.
THE CEOBreak the infra and you will hear about it. Loudly, and from very high up.
THE FLIES NEED SOMEONE TO BLAME. ENTER A NAME.
You broke the infra.
The colony is heartbroken. The flies ran the postmortem, cried into their tiny coffee mugs, and quietly updated their résumés. Turns out one human doing it all doesn't scale — it just buzzes out. Next time, let Sedai do its thing. 🪰💔